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[Shenanigans]

That first line could've come out better.

That also wasn't a picture of money. It was Bush.

[Metroid Sex Education]

I'm agreeing with the 'kid'.

If I knew my destiny was to get killed before helping the queen make more kids, I'd probably want to kill myself too.

[Perfect Kirby 3.1]

I wrote this as I was watching.

Yeah! Samus is going to be Kirby's partner!.. What?! You replaced her with a Penguin?!? *sigh* Well, at least she got to shoot something. ...Hey, nice Blammer/Protector counter. Hey, there's a metroid in that tube. KILL-IT-KILL-IT-KILL-IT!!! ...Wow, who knew that Neil was really Spider Man?

[Perfect Kirby 1.3]

He's more dangerous than he looks.

Did Bill miss all those shots because he can't aim well, or because Kirby is a small target?

[Perfect Kirby 1.2]

Awesome, but the sound kinda sucked.

The dialogue sounded like you recorded it off of various shows and applied so that it fit in with the animation.

[Mario's Silent Movie]

Damn you and your subliminal messages!

But seriously, all it did was reinforce the score it would've gotten anyway. Great flash!

[Bed Time]

What a vivid imagination.

Like she said, it makes no sense. How could Neil give him cancer? Why would Zelda give him the deed to Hyrule Castle for something she didn't see? When is PK4 coming out? Why couldn't his 'fairy hot-lady' grant his wish for peace? And why does he sleep with a machete?

[Metroid Suicide part 3]

I have an idea on how to end part 4!

Samus is standing in front of a wall with the missle approaching fast, then, just as it's about to hit her...she jumps.

[Metroid Suicide]

"You have done well, little one"

Very good use of sprites, although the actual movements need work. I gave the sound a seven because I couldn't quite hear the metroid.

["The Golden Mushroom"]

O-kaaay...

I suppose farting at your enemy IS an effective battle strategy... Anyway, great flash, and I like how you animated their actual mouths.